doggy park picnic: chapter four
Sep. 26th, 2016 04:00 amScene: Park
Tori: King, come here! ♪ Ahaha, you're so fast, aren't you? I'm pretty fast too, but I can't keep up with you at all.
Huh? Why'd you come back over here?
Ahaha! Don't lick my nose! It tickles! Ehehe, here's payback. ☆
When I hug you, you sure are happy. You're wagging your tail for me, right? It's going a mile a minute!
You want me to rub your head? Okay! Here you go. ♪
Anzu, I told you before, right? My little sister loves it when I pat her head.
But if I spoil her too much, she'll turn into a selfish brat.
So I only pat her head if she keeps her promises. King, you're keeping the promise you made to me too, aren't you?
That's what makes you my dog. ☆ So, I'm gonna throw this ball to you. Make sure to catch it! There! ☆
Hey, you caught it! Good boy, good boy. ♪
What do you want to play next? I'm in a really good mood today, so we can do whatever you want. ☆
Koga: Good dog, Leon. Make sure you behave.
You don't need a leash here, so I'm gonna take yours off. Sit still.
Subaru: Daikichi, wait, hold on a sec! Your leash is still on! You're gonna pull my arm off!
Koga: Oi, Akehoshi. This whole place got turned into a dog park, so you can take his leash off, you know?
Subaru: Oh, really? Gami-san, you should've said that earlier!
Don't run off,Daikichi! Stay still while I take your leash off. Okay, you're good!
Oh -- he ran off! He really didn't like his leash, huh? I guess 'cause he's normally loose. That might be obvious.
Koga: Idiot. You still let Daikichi run around everywhere? If you're gonna own a dog, be respectful. You're being an ass to everybody else.
Subaru: Gami-san, you really care about people, don't you? Even though you always say they're annoying, and loud, and you hate them all. What's up?
Koga: I don't give a shit about anybody else. If you don't respect other people, though, they'll think your dog's an asshole, too.
Dogs are innocent. It's their owners who make 'em do bad things. Those fuckers can't be called dog lovers.
They're creeps who can't even take care of themselves.
What're you gonna do if you turn into one of 'em, Akoshi? If it comes to that, I'll take Daikichi myself.
Subaru: Ugh... Gami-san, you're so harsh. But it's not like you're wrong.
I've gotta act like a proper owner and be conscious of Daikichi, and rear him right. You'll never get your hands on him, Gami-san! Never! ☆
Okay, Daikichi! We're finally here at the dog park, so run around as much as you want! Ah, but -- if you hit that fence over there, come right back.
You'd be bothering the people in the real park if you didn't!
Koga. Hmph. Looks like even a dumbass like Akehoshi can get his head around being an owner.
... oh! Sorry, Leon. You were sitting there waiting for me, right? Good boy, good boy. ♪
Hm? If you show me your stomach... that means you want to be brushed, right?
Hold on. I'll do that right now. ♪
♪~ ♪~
Haha. ♪ I groom you every day, so you ain't got a single knot in your fur, huh? Looks good. ♪

Koga: What, you had enough? Haha! 'kay then, Leon. Since I'm done brushing you, you're gonna want me to rub your belly, right?
Geez. You're hopeless. ♪ Here you go... ♪
... hm? Oi, Anzu. You're watchin' us with this greedy look on your face. What? Do you wanna touch Leon's belly?
You look at this magnificent stomach just once, and you get restless. I know. Looks like that's what you're thinkin', so go ahead.
Why do you look so surprised? I mean, the reason we all got together like this is for you.
"Getting together to pet dogs and release stress." That was the plan. Forget already?
I know Tori and Akehoshi got distracted playin' with their own dogs, but if I got caught up in it too, there'd be no point to you being here.
I've trained Leon right, so you can touch him. He won't bite you. Relax and go for it.
How's it? Feels awesome, right?
Haha, that's what I thought. Feel free to praise my dog some more. Ha, ha, ha. ♪
... oh. Leon wants to run around.
You good, Anzu? In that case, I'm gonna let Leon go wild. Let's go, Leon. Let's see which one of us is faster... ♪
Yuzuru: ...
Oh my. Anzu-san. Is it alright for you to be near me?
Hehe. You seem as though you've gotten your fill of petting dogs. I'm pleased.
Myself? As you can see, I am watching over Bocchama and his dog at play.
Though in truth, I would like to be beside Bocchama, making his eyes shine so. When I am before a dog, my legs begin to shake.
If a dog were to come after me like that, I would likely scream, unfortunately.
As such, I've decided to watch over them from a distance. I will not look so unsightly in Bocchama's presence.
Indeed -- it is usually we servants who walk King, not Bocchama himself.
Bocchama rarely thinks to take him out. Akehoshi-sama is usually the one to come to him.
Thus, Bocchama seems to be enjoying this chance to be outside with his dog. Thank you very much for granting him this opportunity... ♪
Is there anything wrong, Anzu-san? Please, do sit beside me. Or is there not enough room?
Oh... the dog's scent rubbed off on you? Hehe. You have not sat down because you were worried for me. I see.
Of course, I am no good with dogs. However, that does not mean I cannot stand their scent.
I would not say I like it either, but...
Bocchama does spoil King aplenty, so if one does not clean up after them, it becomes quite the mes.
I have thus been sent to Bocchama's room every day to do the cleaning.
I found the smell of dogs difficult to bear, at first, but I have recently become used to it.
If possible, I would also like that to extent to being comfortable with dogs... but I have much training to undergo if I wish for that to happen.
Regardless, all I wished to say was that you have no need to fuss over me.
Now then, Anzu-san. Please take a seat beside me, and speak to me without distance... ♪
Tori: King, come here! ♪ Ahaha, you're so fast, aren't you? I'm pretty fast too, but I can't keep up with you at all.
Huh? Why'd you come back over here?
Ahaha! Don't lick my nose! It tickles! Ehehe, here's payback. ☆
When I hug you, you sure are happy. You're wagging your tail for me, right? It's going a mile a minute!
You want me to rub your head? Okay! Here you go. ♪
Anzu, I told you before, right? My little sister loves it when I pat her head.
But if I spoil her too much, she'll turn into a selfish brat.
So I only pat her head if she keeps her promises. King, you're keeping the promise you made to me too, aren't you?
That's what makes you my dog. ☆ So, I'm gonna throw this ball to you. Make sure to catch it! There! ☆
Hey, you caught it! Good boy, good boy. ♪
What do you want to play next? I'm in a really good mood today, so we can do whatever you want. ☆
Koga: Good dog, Leon. Make sure you behave.
You don't need a leash here, so I'm gonna take yours off. Sit still.
Subaru: Daikichi, wait, hold on a sec! Your leash is still on! You're gonna pull my arm off!
Koga: Oi, Akehoshi. This whole place got turned into a dog park, so you can take his leash off, you know?
Subaru: Oh, really? Gami-san, you should've said that earlier!
Don't run off,Daikichi! Stay still while I take your leash off. Okay, you're good!
Oh -- he ran off! He really didn't like his leash, huh? I guess 'cause he's normally loose. That might be obvious.
Koga: Idiot. You still let Daikichi run around everywhere? If you're gonna own a dog, be respectful. You're being an ass to everybody else.
Subaru: Gami-san, you really care about people, don't you? Even though you always say they're annoying, and loud, and you hate them all. What's up?
Koga: I don't give a shit about anybody else. If you don't respect other people, though, they'll think your dog's an asshole, too.
Dogs are innocent. It's their owners who make 'em do bad things. Those fuckers can't be called dog lovers.
They're creeps who can't even take care of themselves.
What're you gonna do if you turn into one of 'em, Akoshi? If it comes to that, I'll take Daikichi myself.
Subaru: Ugh... Gami-san, you're so harsh. But it's not like you're wrong.
I've gotta act like a proper owner and be conscious of Daikichi, and rear him right. You'll never get your hands on him, Gami-san! Never! ☆
Okay, Daikichi! We're finally here at the dog park, so run around as much as you want! Ah, but -- if you hit that fence over there, come right back.
You'd be bothering the people in the real park if you didn't!
Koga. Hmph. Looks like even a dumbass like Akehoshi can get his head around being an owner.
... oh! Sorry, Leon. You were sitting there waiting for me, right? Good boy, good boy. ♪
Hm? If you show me your stomach... that means you want to be brushed, right?
Hold on. I'll do that right now. ♪
♪~ ♪~
Haha. ♪ I groom you every day, so you ain't got a single knot in your fur, huh? Looks good. ♪

Koga: What, you had enough? Haha! 'kay then, Leon. Since I'm done brushing you, you're gonna want me to rub your belly, right?
Geez. You're hopeless. ♪ Here you go... ♪
... hm? Oi, Anzu. You're watchin' us with this greedy look on your face. What? Do you wanna touch Leon's belly?
You look at this magnificent stomach just once, and you get restless. I know. Looks like that's what you're thinkin', so go ahead.
Why do you look so surprised? I mean, the reason we all got together like this is for you.
"Getting together to pet dogs and release stress." That was the plan. Forget already?
I know Tori and Akehoshi got distracted playin' with their own dogs, but if I got caught up in it too, there'd be no point to you being here.
I've trained Leon right, so you can touch him. He won't bite you. Relax and go for it.
How's it? Feels awesome, right?
Haha, that's what I thought. Feel free to praise my dog some more. Ha, ha, ha. ♪
... oh. Leon wants to run around.
You good, Anzu? In that case, I'm gonna let Leon go wild. Let's go, Leon. Let's see which one of us is faster... ♪
Yuzuru: ...
Oh my. Anzu-san. Is it alright for you to be near me?
Hehe. You seem as though you've gotten your fill of petting dogs. I'm pleased.
Myself? As you can see, I am watching over Bocchama and his dog at play.
Though in truth, I would like to be beside Bocchama, making his eyes shine so. When I am before a dog, my legs begin to shake.
If a dog were to come after me like that, I would likely scream, unfortunately.
As such, I've decided to watch over them from a distance. I will not look so unsightly in Bocchama's presence.
Indeed -- it is usually we servants who walk King, not Bocchama himself.
Bocchama rarely thinks to take him out. Akehoshi-sama is usually the one to come to him.
Thus, Bocchama seems to be enjoying this chance to be outside with his dog. Thank you very much for granting him this opportunity... ♪
Is there anything wrong, Anzu-san? Please, do sit beside me. Or is there not enough room?
Oh... the dog's scent rubbed off on you? Hehe. You have not sat down because you were worried for me. I see.
Of course, I am no good with dogs. However, that does not mean I cannot stand their scent.
I would not say I like it either, but...
Bocchama does spoil King aplenty, so if one does not clean up after them, it becomes quite the mes.
I have thus been sent to Bocchama's room every day to do the cleaning.
I found the smell of dogs difficult to bear, at first, but I have recently become used to it.
If possible, I would also like that to extent to being comfortable with dogs... but I have much training to undergo if I wish for that to happen.
Regardless, all I wished to say was that you have no need to fuss over me.
Now then, Anzu-san. Please take a seat beside me, and speak to me without distance... ♪