doggy park picnic: chapter three
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Tori: ...
Koga: Oi, Tori. Don't be hidin' behind Fushimi and looking over here all scared. It's not like I'm gonna eat you or nothin'.
Tori: Ah!? I-I wasn't looking at you, Oogami-senpai! I was just looking at the dog next to you!
(Ooh... he's -- not stupid.
I came here 'cause Akehoshi-senpai texted me about a picnic where there'd be lots of pet dogs, and 'cause Anzu was going to be there, too... but!
Nobody told me Oogami-senpai was going to be here!)
Ah -- guh. There, there. You flew at me because you wanted to be petted by me? Wow! How cute... ♪
Hm? What, are you interested in King?
I love big dogs, so that's why King is big. ♪ The name "King" makes you think of a ruler, right?
You're not that big yourself, so maybe you're a medium-sized dog? Haha, you want to be petted even more... don't worry! I'll pet you lots. ♪
Koga: ...
Tori: W-what!? Don't glare at me like you want to kill me!
You're this dog's owner, right? He's really smart, unlike you. I almost want to adopt him myself. ♪
Koga: ...
Tori: Ah! I-It's just a joke! I'm sorry! Please have mercy!
Koga: You're way too jumpy. It's fuckin' annoying.
Leon isn't some dog who wags his tail for anyone. He might look like a dog, but he has the heart of a wolf.
It's the Leon on the inside that likes you. So basically, you're a good person... ♪
Subaru: Oh -- Gami-san's smiling and looking really kind...!
Gami-san's never afraid to smile at dogs, but that's kind of a rarity.
Congrats, Himemin. Looks like Gami-san likes you. ☆
Tori: W-what!? I didn't really want to be liked by him, though...?
Still. Anybody who likes dogs can't be a bad person. I'll do you the favour of becoming friends with you. ☆
Koga: Hmm? Why do I gotta be buds with Tori? If it's that dog you mean, though, I might consider it.
Tori: Hehe. You want to make nice with my dog King? C'mere, King! Hehe, hugging you like this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... ♪
If you're going to raise a dog, it's gotta be a big one. Small dogs can't make you feel this good.
Koga: Tori. C'mere, let me touch him. I'm gonna fluff him up like a motherfucker.
Subaru: Ahaha. Gami-san's way serious: just look in his eyes. I wouldn't mind if you fluffed up Daikichi.
He's fat, after all. His stomach's suuper pullable. ♪
Koga: You asshole. You're not feeding Daikichi random shit, are you? Put him on a diet before it's too late.
Subaru: I really should... I've been going on more walks with him lately, but somehow, he's been getting his paws on rice when I'm not looking at him. He hasn't lost any weight at all.
He's got a nose for money, but also for food, I guess.
Even if I hide it, he finds it right away. It's a big problem. Gami-san, do you have any ideas?
Koga: Give him treats instead of teasin' him. And check Daikichi's weight very day.
Then you'll know right away if he's gettin' any fatter. 'n hide his food where he can't reach it.
If he realises he can't get to it, even a dog like Daikichi's gotta give up.
Subaru: Gami-san, you're so smart! Okay! I'll try those things out bright and early tomorrow! ☆
Yuzuru: ...
Subaru: Hm? Fusshi, why are you inchin' away from us? Come here! ☆
Yuzuru: Forgive me, Akehoshi-sama. I am no good with dogs.
Subaru: Oh, right. I remember. I remember feeling kind of relieved that even you had a weakness! ♪
I'm kinda forgetful, but I should've remembered before this. Sorry, Fusshi.
Yuzuru: No, please think nothing of me. I would be pleased if you would play to your heart's content.
Tori: Geez! You didn't have to take me if you hated dogs, you know?
Yuzuru: I am your butler, Bocchama. I simply cannot leave your side.
I would not know what would happen to you if I did. Heaven forbid, but you might become lost, taken to the police station, and -- oh, the horror -- a man might decide he likes you ever so much...
Ah, how frightening. It makes me tremble so.
Tori: You can't stop thinking of me as some little kid, can you... I go shopping on my own, and I don't get lost on the way back.
Trust me more, okay?
Yuzuru: Of course, I do trust you. I have been staying in the background more when it comes to you, recently.
But it is how I have been serving you, rather than your tender age, that has me worried still.
I wonder if this is how a guardian feels? While I wish to allow my beloved child to leave the nest, it is also unbearably lonely.
I have served you, the fussy brat, and borne my feelings of frustration without a word. But it has also been enjoyable.
A selfish child, with a charm one could not help but try to reach out and touch... that was who you used to be, Bocchama. However.
What purpose do I now have in life, I wonder?
You've ordered me to enjoy free time, but in this case, I may no longer have a reason to live...
Tori: Dark! This is way too dark!
Geez! I said all that for your sake, you know. Yuzuru, you just have to take on the burdens of others, don't you?
I'm trying not to let King and the others close to you, but if you can't take it any more, tell me, alright?
'cause, you know -- I barely have any weaknesses.
Yuzuru: Hehe. Bocchama, you've become able to care for others. How kind. It seems I've nearly started to cry.
Tori: Ugh! That's all it takes for you to burst into tears!? Gross!
Here, I'm about to take King for a walk. Hurry up and get out of here.
Tori: ...
Koga: Oi, Tori. Don't be hidin' behind Fushimi and looking over here all scared. It's not like I'm gonna eat you or nothin'.
Tori: Ah!? I-I wasn't looking at you, Oogami-senpai! I was just looking at the dog next to you!
(Ooh... he's -- not stupid.
I came here 'cause Akehoshi-senpai texted me about a picnic where there'd be lots of pet dogs, and 'cause Anzu was going to be there, too... but!
Nobody told me Oogami-senpai was going to be here!)
Ah -- guh. There, there. You flew at me because you wanted to be petted by me? Wow! How cute... ♪
Hm? What, are you interested in King?
I love big dogs, so that's why King is big. ♪ The name "King" makes you think of a ruler, right?
You're not that big yourself, so maybe you're a medium-sized dog? Haha, you want to be petted even more... don't worry! I'll pet you lots. ♪
Koga: ...
Tori: W-what!? Don't glare at me like you want to kill me!
You're this dog's owner, right? He's really smart, unlike you. I almost want to adopt him myself. ♪
Koga: ...
Tori: Ah! I-It's just a joke! I'm sorry! Please have mercy!
Koga: You're way too jumpy. It's fuckin' annoying.
Leon isn't some dog who wags his tail for anyone. He might look like a dog, but he has the heart of a wolf.
It's the Leon on the inside that likes you. So basically, you're a good person... ♪
Subaru: Oh -- Gami-san's smiling and looking really kind...!
Gami-san's never afraid to smile at dogs, but that's kind of a rarity.
Congrats, Himemin. Looks like Gami-san likes you. ☆
Tori: W-what!? I didn't really want to be liked by him, though...?
Still. Anybody who likes dogs can't be a bad person. I'll do you the favour of becoming friends with you. ☆
Koga: Hmm? Why do I gotta be buds with Tori? If it's that dog you mean, though, I might consider it.
Tori: Hehe. You want to make nice with my dog King? C'mere, King! Hehe, hugging you like this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... ♪
If you're going to raise a dog, it's gotta be a big one. Small dogs can't make you feel this good.
Koga: Tori. C'mere, let me touch him. I'm gonna fluff him up like a motherfucker.
Subaru: Ahaha. Gami-san's way serious: just look in his eyes. I wouldn't mind if you fluffed up Daikichi.
He's fat, after all. His stomach's suuper pullable. ♪
Koga: You asshole. You're not feeding Daikichi random shit, are you? Put him on a diet before it's too late.
Subaru: I really should... I've been going on more walks with him lately, but somehow, he's been getting his paws on rice when I'm not looking at him. He hasn't lost any weight at all.
He's got a nose for money, but also for food, I guess.
Even if I hide it, he finds it right away. It's a big problem. Gami-san, do you have any ideas?
Koga: Give him treats instead of teasin' him. And check Daikichi's weight very day.
Then you'll know right away if he's gettin' any fatter. 'n hide his food where he can't reach it.
If he realises he can't get to it, even a dog like Daikichi's gotta give up.
Subaru: Gami-san, you're so smart! Okay! I'll try those things out bright and early tomorrow! ☆
Yuzuru: ...
Subaru: Hm? Fusshi, why are you inchin' away from us? Come here! ☆
Yuzuru: Forgive me, Akehoshi-sama. I am no good with dogs.
Subaru: Oh, right. I remember. I remember feeling kind of relieved that even you had a weakness! ♪
I'm kinda forgetful, but I should've remembered before this. Sorry, Fusshi.
Yuzuru: No, please think nothing of me. I would be pleased if you would play to your heart's content.
Tori: Geez! You didn't have to take me if you hated dogs, you know?
Yuzuru: I am your butler, Bocchama. I simply cannot leave your side.
I would not know what would happen to you if I did. Heaven forbid, but you might become lost, taken to the police station, and -- oh, the horror -- a man might decide he likes you ever so much...
Ah, how frightening. It makes me tremble so.
Tori: You can't stop thinking of me as some little kid, can you... I go shopping on my own, and I don't get lost on the way back.
Trust me more, okay?
Yuzuru: Of course, I do trust you. I have been staying in the background more when it comes to you, recently.
But it is how I have been serving you, rather than your tender age, that has me worried still.
I wonder if this is how a guardian feels? While I wish to allow my beloved child to leave the nest, it is also unbearably lonely.
I have served you, the fussy brat, and borne my feelings of frustration without a word. But it has also been enjoyable.
A selfish child, with a charm one could not help but try to reach out and touch... that was who you used to be, Bocchama. However.
What purpose do I now have in life, I wonder?
You've ordered me to enjoy free time, but in this case, I may no longer have a reason to live...
Tori: Dark! This is way too dark!
Geez! I said all that for your sake, you know. Yuzuru, you just have to take on the burdens of others, don't you?
I'm trying not to let King and the others close to you, but if you can't take it any more, tell me, alright?
'cause, you know -- I barely have any weaknesses.
Yuzuru: Hehe. Bocchama, you've become able to care for others. How kind. It seems I've nearly started to cry.
Tori: Ugh! That's all it takes for you to burst into tears!? Gross!
Here, I'm about to take King for a walk. Hurry up and get out of here.
